Keynsun DDDO

Not to be confused with Keyn DDDD.

Keynsun DDDO is a professional clock cleaner who cleans dirty clocks for $19.99 per clock plus $5 if you call now.

Keynsun DDDO may seem like he's lying but he actually isn't.

Trivia

 * Keynsun DDDO is a bootlegged version of the character Kingsonnn Dededoo from the webcomic Brawl in the Family, who is also a clock cleaner.