Dirty Clocks

Dirty Clocks are common items in ads and reports.

Dirty Clocks
They have clock dust on them.

They can be cleaned with Keynsun DDDO’s Clock Cleaning Service.

Clock Dust
If inhaled, clock dust will enter the lungs to play Twister on them, giving them lung (and nose) cancer. Eating them gives people stomach cancer.

Clock dust has been shown to be able to speak and does so by using a different font for every word.